CURALINE SNYMONÉS

whatever this is, get off of my spotify.

and what a weekend it was!

theworstthingsforsale:

“Hey, I smell bacon… did you have bacon for breakfast?” your boss asks, leaning into your cubicle.

“I suppose you could say that,” you reply, winking.

As your boss turns to leave, you continue. “Haha, no, I was jacking off with Bacon Lube.”

(via frickyeah1990s)

HERE IS OUR NIGHTLY REMINDER THAT TWO NIGHTS AGO, WHEN ANNE HATHAWAY WON THE OSCAR WE KNEW SHE WOULD, SHE SAID “It came true” SOFTLY TO THE INANIMATE STATUE ITSELF IN REFERENCE TO HER ROLE THAT WON HER SAID STATUE.

if we do not remember the atrocities of the past, we can never learn from them and move forward.

never again.

never Anne.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c7SFtdOjcUw

areasofmyexpertise:

John Hodgman joined by a horse during his hot tub office hours by Angelastic on Flickr.

I enjoyed showing this photo at SECRET SOCIETY. Thank you, Angelastic, and thank you horse.

And post script: http://bit.ly/horseheadhottub

That is all. 

bwystfel:

Stephen Gammell’s illustrations from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

THIS is still the stuff of nightmares.

(via iwasateenagecaveman)